After the abysmal set of jokes found in the crackers at our table on Christmas – I was sent some by friends to add to the list – so here goes (and thank you!!)
This is the last posting till the new year so have a fantastic end of year – whatever you do 🙂
Why were all the ink spots crying? Their father was in the pen.
What did the dog say to the tree? bark.
Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? To find Pooh
Santa says to Mrs. Claws “Any idea what the weather will be like for Christmas?”. Mrs Claws: “Look’s like rain, dear”
What did the digital watch say to his mom? “Look mom no hands.”
How does the gingerbread man make his bed? With cookie sheets.
How do you start a book about ducks?…With an introduction.
How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrott noises.
What do you get when you cross 100 pigs with 100 deer? 200 sows and bucks!!!
Why can’t you play cards in the jungle? Because there’s too many cheetas!
What did one frog say to the other? Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!
Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they’re full of anty-bodies!
What do you call an Italian feline trying on clothes? Catalina dressing.
If a athlete get’s athlete’s foot what does an astronaut get? Mistle Toe.
You know you smiled at some of those! 🙂