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{December 26, 2009}   Lame Jokes of the Day 26/12/09

Lets not build this up to something its not. These are lame jokes retrieved from the crackers at the Christmas family dinner.

They are lame – sorry!

What do ghosts eat?

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train

Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing

What do you call a horse in pyjamas?
A zebra

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg

What do you call two robbers?
A pair of knickers

And one from me 🙂
(Not the best image but click on it and it becomes clearer.


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