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{January 7, 2010}   I’m hungry…

I’m hungry and I see this picture when I am working in the office!!

Cookie monster rocks!



{January 6, 2010}   Joke of the Day 6/01/10

I do love Dilbert!



{January 4, 2010}   Handbook 2010

There are many posts on New Years resolutions and my inbox has been flooded with new year resolution posts by bloggers however, I wanted to show you an email sent to me by a friend called the Handbook for 2010.

I think this best describes how to get stuff done this year ๐Ÿ™‚

Enjoy.

Words to live by!!!!

Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants..
4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
5. Make time to pray.
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2009 .
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:
11. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their
journey is all about.
12. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don’t over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
18. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.

Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons
you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree…

Society:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others..
27. Forgive everyone for everything..
28. Spend time w/ people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
34.. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change..
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come..
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Author Unknownโ€ฆ..

Have a GREAT 2010!!!!!!!!!



{January 1, 2010}   Comparison of day

Its a new year and new beginnings but I will still be a TV addict. As my eyes are still half asleep I noticed this.

During the break The Incredibles were on repeatedly and I love love love Edna the fashion designer. At the same time CSI: Los Angeles has just begun. I’m sure someone has made this comparison before but I have only just seen this and need to share! How awesome!



After the abysmal set of jokes found in the crackers at our table on Christmas – I was sent some by friends to add to the list – so here goes (and thank you!!)

This is the last posting till the new year so have a fantastic end of year – whatever you do ๐Ÿ™‚

Why were all the ink spots crying? Their father was in the pen.

What did the dog say to the tree? bark.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? To find Pooh

Santa says to Mrs. Claws “Any idea what the weather will be like for Christmas?”. Mrs Claws: “Look’s like rain, dear”

What did the digital watch say to his mom? “Look mom no hands.”

How does the gingerbread man make his bed? With cookie sheets.

How do you start a book about ducks?…With an introduction.

How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrott noises.

What do you get when you cross 100 pigs with 100 deer? 200 sows and bucks!!!

Why can’t you play cards in the jungle? Because there’s too many cheetas!

What did one frog say to the other? Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!

Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they’re full of anty-bodies!

What do you call an Italian feline trying on clothes? Catalina dressing.

If a athlete get’s athlete’s foot what does an astronaut get? Mistle Toe.

You know you smiled at some of those! ๐Ÿ™‚



{December 26, 2009}   Lame Jokes of the Day 26/12/09

Lets not build this up to something its not. These are lame jokes retrieved from the crackers at the Christmas family dinner.

They are lame โ€“ sorry!

What do ghosts eat?
Spookgetti

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train

Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing

What do you call a horse in pyjamas?
A zebra

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg

What do you call two robbers?
A pair of knickers

And one from me ๐Ÿ™‚
(Not the best image but click on it and it becomes clearer.



{December 24, 2009}   A short Christmas message…

It is that time of year again where we tell our families what we are grateful for and what presents we would rather stay under the tree.

So before you all open your presents, I wanted to wish you all aโ€ฆ

Have a lovely break ๐Ÿ™‚



I hate hate hate (I really do) most facebook apps and they annoy the hell out of me. I have adjusted my settings so I donโ€™t see them or I have blocked the most persistent friends who send me apps. I have stopped receiving notifications of any kind to tell me that someone has hugged me online (as they makes up for them not being here in personโ€ฆ) or asked me to feed their canary or pet their dog or sing them a song.

But at the end of the year, this is an interesting app where they put together a mix of your facebook statuses from 2009 and put it in a fancy background. I did it, as I was bored and I am spending another evening snowed in with my lovely family who are also computer addicts so itโ€™s a very quiet household right now ๐Ÿ™‚ (I need to justify the actions of using facebook apps somehow!)

Admittedly 2009 has had its ups and downs but the statuses I feel โ€“ sum up the fact that I have great family, friends and food to help make this year another interesting year.

Hmm Cherry Garcia ๐Ÿ™‚

I wonder what my 2010 list will say ๐Ÿ™‚



{December 17, 2009}   Jokes of the Day 17/12/09

Yey its the long weekend and I will be on my way to London for Christmas tomorrow

Before as I head off to see my family – I think about my childhood and my aspirations what I wanted to be when I grew up.

Somehow this didnt cross my mind………
(Thank you Beardy)



{December 16, 2009}   Joke of the Day 16/12/09

As some or everyone might know, I am having difficulties looking for an apartment – but then if I keep seeing these types of places then my search gets longer!



et cetera