Hello!
Yey – a bit of Dilbert always makes me smile 🙂
{December 15, 2009}
Joke of the Day 15/12/09
{December 14, 2009}
Joke of the Day 14/12/09
{December 11, 2009}
Joke of the Day 11/12/09
Yey its Friday! Here is Fridays joke 🙂
Thank God It’s Friday!!!
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F” (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T” (letters only).”
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, “S-H-I-T.”
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly “T-G-I-F” another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, “S-H-I-T.”
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, “T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It’s Friday, get it?”
The man answered, “Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.”
Yes its a blonde joke but I dont know many blondes now 🙂 They have turned brunette!
{December 10, 2009}
Joke of the Day 10/12/09
I am a fan of cartoons and seeing a friends 9 year old daughter grow up asking the difficult questions they ask. Have a lovely day 🙂
{December 8, 2009}
Joke of the Day 8/12/09
WAR…… Twitter Style!
{December 7, 2009}
Joke of the Day 7/12/09
The way it is 🙂
{December 4, 2009}
Joke of the day 4/12/09
The differences between men and women.
This video was shown some time ago to me by an old boss and has always been shown to friends when they begin the men vs women conversation.
Always funny 🙂
{December 3, 2009}
Joke of the Day 3/12/09
This is an email sent to me from a Canadian friend – This is fairly hilarious 🙂
Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking.
Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.
Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England )
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends on how much you’ve been drinking..
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto – can I follow the Railroad tracks?(Sweden)
A: Sure, it’s only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATM’s (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
A: No, but you’d better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes.
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe, Ca-na-da is that big country to your North…oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is…oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the
hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
A: No, WE don’t stink..
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It’s a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
A: It’s called a Moose. They are tall and very violent,eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
Please send this on to any Canadian (or others) who you think will enjoy it as much as I did.
{November 18, 2009}
Alternative ending to Superman
Currently most of my male friends are watching one of the several football matches on tv and its all anyone is tweeting about at the moment. So for the comic geeks among us, here is an alternative ending to Superman. What would happen if Lois found out…….
{November 15, 2009}
Chimpanzee on a Segway
This is a short posting – I just want to say that if the chimpanzee gets one then so should I! Awesome! The latest video doing the rounds on internet-land at the moment! LOVE IT!
I dare you NOT to have the song going through your head 🙂
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